Horror Movies For A Bad Break Up

 

It has often been claimed that a bad break up can be helped by watching Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze playing with clay, Meg Ryan basking in the benefits of being shot in soft focus or even sobbing uncontrollably while Kate and Leo go down with the ship. Well that’s not how things are done here at TheHorrorOnline. Got dumped? Cut loose a serious Tool? Let these horror films heal you, what’s needed is some blood, terror and homicidal revenge..and ice cream, of course!

 

Misery (1990)

Misery 2

Don’t worry you’re not the first to be tempted to tamper with your ex’s car, lock them in a remote cabin and hobble them..but yeah don’t do that, instead watch Kathy Bates’s crazed fan torment James Cann!

 

 

 

The Loved One’s (2009)

lola and brent

Being rejected sucks, it really does, Lola knows all about it, so instead of going completely bat crap crazy yourself, cathartically enjoy watching Lola force her unrequited love to attend her own manic Prom.

 

 

 

Fatal Attraction (1987)

Fatal Attraction

Alex Forest takes one for the team here, in the name of all women who were never called back after a roll in the hay! Your ex should count themselves lucky that they don’t own a bunny..

 

 

 

Teeth (2007)

dawn teeth

Being dumped can leave you feeling rather vulnerable, it may help to imagine being able to seek revenge with a carnivorous vagina, awesome! Screw love!

 

 

 

Friday The 13th (1980)

Friday the 13th

Attractive young people fooling around and making out while wearing short shorts? Mrs Voorhees is having none of it! Proper order! Love Actually can actually shove it, young love.. UGH.

 

 

Death Proof (2007)

Death Proof

Sister’s are doing it for themselves, as Kurt Russell and his over compensating car get taken down by a feisty group of friends in Tarantino’s fantastic Grind House flick. Yes for girl power!

 

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