Terrible Horror Movie Dialogue

 

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These are the lines that make you *facepalm*. Rather then a run down of just terrible one liners this list will also include dialogue between characters because there’s some beautiful terrible gold there! There is a whole vast ocean of awful Horror Movie lines out there, this is just a selection.

Note : This list was inspired by Nicholas Cage’s performance in the Wicker Man remake. *facepalm*

 

 

Stay Alive (2006)

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Dialogue :

 

Swink : Did you feel that?

 

Phineus : I felt it in my pants!

  

Why It’s Terrible :

Well the terrible starts with the fact that the idiot children in this film have names like ‘Swink’ and ‘Phineus’ and it just gets worse when they open their mouths.. This is not how one delivers a double entendre, kids. Stop.

 

 

Troll 2 (1990)

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Dialogue : 

Arnold : They’re eating her… and then they’re going to eat me… OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

 

Why It’s Terrible :

When you consider that the line was not delivered in jest but with a straight face, it’s clear to see why it’s known as one of the worst lines in Horror Movie history (and the film is now infamous for being of the; so bad, it’s good/hilarious genre).

 

 

Shark Night 3D

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Dialogue :

 

Blake: What are all these sharks doing here?

 

Nick: I dunno. Maybe someone put them there.

 

Why It’s Terrible :

*Slow clap* for Nick. I have a theory that this awful film was written by a kidnapped monkey who was taught basic English and put to work.Then in the dark of the night as the Monkey wrote,he secretly added awful, awful lines of dialogue that no human would ever speak, as a way to alert people of his capture. Just a theory.

 

 

 

The Wicker Man (2006)

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Dialogue :

 

Edward Malus: OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY’RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!

Why It’s Terrible :

Nicolas Cage was clearly worried that he hadn’t really done enough to make sure that this remake was the worst film on planet earth. So he thoughtfully decided to deliver this ridiculous line as though he was a toddler in a preschool play. Actually that’s insulting to the theatrical skills of toddlers..

 

 

 

House Of Wax (2005)

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Dialogue :

 

Wade : It is wax, like, literally 

Why It’s Terrible :

‘Like Literally?’ Really? Ugh. This film shouldn’t have happened. And the script should have been shredded and used to paper a hamster’s cage, it never should have been read by humans! 

 

Devil (2010)

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Dialogue:

Ramirez: When he’s near, everything goes wrong. Toast falls jelly-side down, children hit tables, and people get hurt.

 

Why It’s Terrible ;

From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan, Ladies and Gentlemen. Amazing! This dialogue is just awful because those have to be some of the dumbest analogies for chaos EVER conceived. 

 

 

 

Halloween 2 (2009)

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Dialogue :

Wolfie: What are you supposed to be? A sexy vampire?

 

Harley David: I’m a chick who’s dressed up as a dude who wants to be a chick.

 

Wolfie: But you are a chick, though, right?

 

Harley David: Why don’t you put your hands down my pants and find out.

 

Wolfie: At this point I don’t really care. But seriously, you have a vagina?

 

Why It’s Terrible ;

My.God. This one is self explanatory.

 

 

 

House Of The Dead (2003)

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Dialogue :

Rudy: You created it all so you could become immortal! Why?

Castillo: To live forever!

 

Why It’s Terrible ;

This dialogue is ridiculously terrible due to the fact that the screenwriter clearly has NO IDEA what the word immortal means and hopes no one will notice..

 

  

Dreamcatcher (2003)

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Dialogue : 

Dr Henry Devlin: Sometimes we have to kill, but our real job is to save lives.

Why It’s Terrible :

This unfortunate film about Poo Demons from space had many stand out terrible zingers but the way this line points out the obvious while simultaneously taking itself too seriously makes it one of the very worst..

 

 

 

What do you think? Let me know in the comments and share the worst Dialogue you’ve heard in a Horror movie!

 

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