Find Your Horror Movie Antidote!

 

You’ve just watched a terrifying horror film, your sub conscious is gleefully working on creating some creepy ass nightmares for you! Quick take the edge off! 

 

What You Watched :

Child’s Play 1,2 or 3

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Arrraggggh! It’s a creepy red haired doll that becomes possessed by a serial killer, goes nanners and kills people! Ok so it’s clearly had some help from stop animation and Brad Dourif’s voice work makes Chucky sound like a pissed off cab driver but still! Creepy as..

 

What To Watch Now:

 Toy Story 1,2 or 3

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Also a film about toys that come to life but don’t worry they just do it to resurrect Tim Allen’s career not a serial killer.

 

 

What You Watched :

The Blair Witch Project

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The Woods are baaaaad y’all. Building hysteria, lost maps, the same log and now he’s standing in the freaking corner, it’s all too much!

 

What To Watch Now :

The Raccoons 

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They live in the woods and it’s totally awesome! The worst thing they face is an Aardvark called Cyril. Quickly binge on all three TV specials!

 

 

Sinister 

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No. Just no. Little kids and their terrifying imaginary friend Mr Boogie plus nausea inducing found footage and a horrifying score. *sob*

 

 

What To Watch Now :

Bogus

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Haley Joel Osment has an imaginary friend too but its cool it’s just a overweight french man who’s there to help the little tike through his grief over losing his mom. *sob*

 

 

What You Watched :

Poltergeist

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They’re hereeee! From corpses in swimming pools to terrifying strangle happy clowns – Poltergeist highlights the many awful reasons that you never want your house to be haunted.

 

 

What To Watch Now:

Casper The Friendly Ghost

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Cristina Ricci discovers that her new home is haunted by a giggling ghost who likes to make her breakfast. Yep that’ll do nicely.

 

 

What You Watched :

Jaws 

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A timeless classic it may be but it’s also the reason that many people were too scared shitless to ever swim in the sea.

 

 

What To Watch Now: 

Finding Nemo

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Nemo’s lost and must be found – thus beginning a father’s journey of love. And no one gets horribly ripped to pieces or needs a bigger boat..

 

 

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