The Most Bizarre Horror Villains

Do you fear pastry? Domestic animals? If you do, then you’re in luck, there are a few horror films out there that would terrify the peeout of you but for everyone else they’re just bizarrely hilarious;

Gingerdead Man (2005)

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The ashes of executed murderer Millard Findlemeyer find their way into a ginger bread mix and create a killer gingerbread man voiced by Gary Busey. Rrrrrrright, so I’m assuming that everyone involved in the project was high and Gary Busey had bail to pay.

Slugs (1988)

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The rather unimaginative title kind of gives away the plot. Slugs meet toxic waste, develop teeth and then exact revenge for years of being accidentally stood on.

Jack Frost (1997)

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Not to be mistaken with the Michael Keaton Christmas cuddle fest from 1998, this film which also features a man named Jack Frost being turned into a snowman, deals instead with a killer snowman, who murders  people with icicles and sounds like a truck driver.

ThanksKilling  (2009)

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I’m sure there’s a plot in there somewhere (or not), but the most important thing to know about this crazy film is that it’s about a killer turkey and director Jordan Downey apparently built the turkey puppet in his bathroom and held cast auditions in his garage. Watch it now!

Night of The Lepus (1972)

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Rabbits, that’s right there is an actual horror film that features killer rabbits, this actually happened. Beware they’re big, they’re bunnies and they’re not a Monty Python sketch.

 

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